Scroll of Meat Hooks

"Let’s be real. Every pet owner already has this spell, at least when it comes to their own pets. Sometimes it’s the sound of a can opener. Or a command, such as “chow time, Fido!” Sometimes it’s the wisp of a jar of peanut butter being cracked open. No matter what the trigger is, the effect is the same. You do something, and your pets come running. Meat Hooks works on the same principle. You cast, and pets come to you. Except in this case, the resulting stench of black smoke that emanates from your hand smells like the rancid remains of the bloated corpse of a leprotic muskox after it was repeatedly violated by a randy hyena. In other words, it stinks. But pets love it. They love it so much, they just come barreling in."