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Coffee Shop Author Kit

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You will find you now have a second tab on your scratchpad in your interface.

You can write something on this paper, and it will appear in the scratchpad and vice versa.
If the proper spell and glyphs are accurately copied onto this paper, you can present the sheet at a market kiosk, and a scroll will appear for sale.
Or if you have a printing press, you can make your own scrolls. Or even your own tome if you think you have the chops.
Alcoholism and crippling self-doubt not included.

"So you want to be a writer. It started with sappy poetry in middle school. You soon graduated to Naruto fan-fiction. By the time you crash landed face-first into adulthood, your brain swelled with the misguided notion that your shitty novel with a self-insert protagonist sporting a traumatic childhood would change the world. Spoiler alert. Nobody is going to read your autobiography disguised as a space vampire and minotaur romance. You and every other half-wit out there with a nearby Starbucks and a laptop is writing the same bile. What you’re really doing is inadvertently live-blogging the story of human mediocrity, and the universe is now a better place that the Syndicate has put a stop to it all. Anyway, this is a magical sheet of paper."

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