Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon’s Hand Maiden

"Oh boy. Let me tell you about Superior fire demons. These bitches are crazy. Worse than the minor demons. I know, I know. That sounds chauvinistic and rude. You can’t get away with saying shit like that anymore. Here’s the thing. These bitches are godsdamned crazy. Full stop. You look that shit up in Wikipedia, and it’ll be the first line. It’ll say “These bitches are three pugs short of a grumble.” It’s not an opinion, but an absolute fact. We have a whole matriarchal hierarchy of demons who exist and fight and vie for control of the fifteenth level, and these Superior Demon nutjobs are always causing the most chaos, which is saying a lot. You got the lesser demons, who are generally normal, though I wouldn’t break up with one over text or call her fat or anything like that. Then you got the more powerful minor demons. Those bitches are something else, but they’re nothing compared to Superior fire demons. These ladies are so batshit, the demon lords and queens require all of them to be “chaperoned” by hellspawn familiars everywhere they go, whose job it is to protect them from each other and themselves. It’s Sheol’s version of a Xanax. Or maybe a restraining order. These familiars need to be protected from the superior demons. This nipple ring is one of the items they utilize. Description:"